Super High Wizards Made This Table

This table was definitely made by super high wizards.

Based on the game Super High Wizards Built This Castle, this 4d20 table allows you to generate absolutely bonkers creatures with a few simple die rolls.

Here are some creatures you might get from this table:

• An orc with bejeweled teeth and uncontrollable time travel, but a really sick skateboard that they immediately fall off of while trying to show you a kickflip.
• A treant with two and a half heads and a prismatic horn, but a hankering for a big sandwich.
• A zombie with flowing, razor-wire hair and lightning breath, but a package for you that they handled very roughly in transit.
• A wizard with an un-ironic mullet and an entire clan of ninjas, but a really cute puppy that maybe they stole.

You can use this table with Super High Wizards Built This Castle or with your own game!